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Hari Sabtu lepas, bersamaan dengan 6hb March 2010. Aku menunggu dengan tabah lagi semangat jantan kat KTM. Kembang kempis dadaku kerna bergaya dengan baju cam anak datuk + sluar pendek itam Stussy + slipar buruk = APEK SAKAI.

“ Tom, sok ko ikot lar gi PD dengan kitorg. Ni je lar permintaan aku yang terakhir. Plssss…” SMS dari Jammed.

aku termakan rayuan tersebut. Cair cam ais di hujung hidung Adlail.

“ Kol 7 kitorang amik ko..kol 7 kitorang amik ko..kol 7 kitorang amik ko…” terngiang-ngiang dikepala aku. Sekarang dah kol 7:30am……siot!! Dorang ni bermake-up ke!? Aku tnggu punya tunggu, aku nampak abg gemok pondan. Asik menjeling kat aku. Mybe sebab dia juling kut? Aku berpikiran positip. 100% positip. Sah! Juling! Tapi, kemana aku pegi, dia ikot. Aku pusing, dia cepat tengok tempat lain. Aku rasa pelik dan geram. Pehal dgn gendut nie? Nasib bek kawan aku datang da.

Maka, bertolak lar kitorang ke Akademi Fantasia~~ eh! Port Dickson sudah! LoL. Aku kat dalam kereta..tido. tapi tak lama tu, aku terbau ‘baeekkkk punyaaa” haruman! Aku tengok kiri kanan. Akmal senyum kambenk.

“Gampank! Ko kentut kan!!!!!!” “ hua hua hua hua!!!” itu lar kata Akmal. Ni nak aku saman je. Patot lar global warming! Kunkun selaku driver baerkk je sedut dalam-dalam!! Nak amik feel kut? Naseb bek tak rosak jantung? Tak pun resdung.

Sejam setengah berlalu, aku tido..sebab semalam aku gi clubb. N direct gi PD plak. Semangat kan? Amacam? Gempak tak aku? Esehmen. Terlebeyh plak. Aku tengok kiri kanan. Lauuuttttt…pergh!! Pas makan kitorg gi mandi twos! Aku feeling2 tourist. Padahal macam besa lar, aku cover, “ Aku da 50 kali datang PD ni.” (padahal kali ke-2.) Pergh! Air laut! Aku anak laut! Berenangnya aku ke depan dengan gah nya. Ombak besar mari, Plup! Aku telan air masin dengan gumbira. PTUIH! Bapak masin! Bleh darah tinggi aku!

Pastu, kitorg mandi jap je, sebab panas n badan da start pedih, aku tak bwa sunblock. Tapi kat bag aku ada MOISTERIZER! Aku pakai je lar wlupun aku tau tak berkesan! Beng kan aku? Then, kitorg gi jalan2. Aku tengok kiri kanan. Nan Hado yg besh. Kol 2pm camtu, kitorg sampai kat apartment penginapan. Pergh!! Dah lar bilik agak mewah! Ada swimming pool lagi!

Radhi: “ pergh! Kita macam F4 siot!!!’’

Bob: “ pergh! Kita macam Boys Over Flower plak!!’’

Tomtom: “ Aku cam artist pun ada.”

Kitorg cepat-cepat potong2 sayur and rendam ayam, sebab malam tu nak BBQ! Aku potong salad. Cukup. Tu je aku mahir! Diam! Keje potong memotong siap! So kitorang gi SWIMMINGGGG POOLLLL!! Oleh sebab ada tiang gol, maka, kitorg yg 11 org ni bahagi kumpulan. Lawan polo air kunun!? Aku Geng RAVI VS Geng Mando. Mula2 kitorg ingat akan kalah terok sebab, kitorg keding n tak badan besaq. Pihak lawan? Sume ‘tegap’!!!(walaupun. Duh!) Bob jadi pengadil,

Priitt!!! Wisel sumbang berkumandang! Semangat ni main! Mula-mula kitorg ketinggalan 2-0. Tapi pastu mengejar. 4-6! Pastu 6-11! Yay! Kitorg menang!! Time tu, ramai tak puas hati dengan pengadil, sebab org bwat salah, dia cakap tak foul?! Tak Nampak?? Camne nak nampak! Badan baek punya landing kat kat kolam. Santai! Set ke-2. Hoho! Takya cakap! Kitorg menang juga! 5-1! Hahahahha. Aku nampak Jammed da bengang. Tapi comel je dia. Kecik2. LOL.

Malam tu, bwat BBQ. Huhu. Heppy je aku. Ye lar. Aku tukang tambah arang and makan! Hahaha. Tu je lar! Pastu Shisha..Then memancing! Hei hei2. Aku tak ikot, sebab aku tak minat.

“ Tom~ kitorg dapat ikan besar! Sedap!” Akmal berbunyi.

“ Ikan pe?! “ Aku Tanya.

“ Ni ha!” Mal tunjuk plastic tu.

“ ha! Ni SPENDER buruk sape?!!” kiMak!!’

Esok nya kitorg balik. Check out kol 1pm. Then time balik tu, aku tak tido, aku nak tngok tempat ni..bab ari tu aku tido. Tapi..aku nampak..KELAPA SAWIT je??ceh! tido lar.

But overall, aku sangat happy. At least budak umah aku tak lupa kan aku and sanggup paksa aku pi. Cuz, nanti next sem, kitorg tak jumpa and tak satu umah da..dorang pindah campus. Alorh, pasni, sape nak masak, Jammed da pindah. Huhuh.

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  1. waniewanieaaa on March 12, 2010 at 5:06 AM

    hahaaha buduh~

     
  2. akong on March 18, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    shisha?trbaek tu smbil picnic..

     


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